Quotes about Humor
There ought to be one day - just one - where there is open season on senators.
— Will Rogers
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
— Will Rogers
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
— Will Rogers
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?
— Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
— Will Rogers
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
— Will Rogers
I don't make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts.
— Will Rogers
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to someone else.
— Will Rogers
Satirists gain the applause of others through fear, not through love.
— William Hazlitt
Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.
— William Hazlitt
ìCommon sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
— William James
A sense of humour is the only divine quality of man
— Arthur Schopenhauer