Quotes about Humor
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
- Will Rogers
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?
- Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
- Will Rogers
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
- Will Rogers
I don't make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts.
- Will Rogers
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to someone else.
- Will Rogers
Satirists gain the applause of others through fear, not through love.
- William Hazlitt
Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.
- William Hazlitt
ìCommon sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
- William James
A sense of humour is the only divine quality of man
- Arthur Schopenhauer
How can one better magnify the Almighty than by sniggering with him at his little jokes, particularly the poorer ones?
- Samuel Beckett
Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior.
- Stephen Colbert