Quotes about Humor
My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care.
— Elton John
Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.
— Mae West
I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction.
— Mae West
Humor is man's greatest blessing.
— Mark Twain
The man that has anything bountifully laughable about him, be sure there is more in that man than you perhaps think for.
— Herman Melville
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
— Mark Twain
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
— Mark Twain
"Mr. Churchill you're drunk!" Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly.
— Winston Churchill
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you watch a lot of Cartoon Network and drink mid-price Chardonnay at 11 in the morning.
— Conan O'Brien
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you watch a lot of Cartoon Network and drink mid-price Chardonnay at 11 in the morning.
— Conan O'Brien
Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.
— John Oliver
When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry; you're probably just a little eleven o'clockish.
— AA Milne