Quotes about Humor

I used to watch 'Private Resort' and laugh all the time.

I read the horoscope, and when I like it I smile and when I don't like it, I say, 'Dr. Ruth Westheimer, what's the matter with you?'

When things are really painful, I turn it into comedy.

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.

Armando Iannucci is one of my heroes. As I was growing up, he was probably the most influential comic voice that I had.

Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.

My bag is acting or getting into an amusing situation and then sharing my amusement.

You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.

He respects owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right.

But, Eeyore," said Pooh, "was it a Joke, or an Accident? I mean--" "I didn't stop to ask, Pooh. Even at the very bottom of the river I didn't stop to say to myself, '*Is* this a Hearty Joke, or is it the Merest Accident?' I just floated to the surface, and said to myself, 'It's wet.' If you know what I mean.

It's a very funny thought that, if Bears were Bees, They'd build their nests at the bottom of trees. And that being so (if the Bees were Bears), We shouldn't have to climb up all these stairs.