Quotes about Humor

Don't sleep with your drummer. Dumb-ass.

The testosterone-fueled chip on my shoulder came from a high school career spent futilely awaiting a timely puberty while standing a good foot taller than everyone on earth, all the boys at my high school included. None of them ever asked me out, but I could make them laugh and kick their asses at basketball, so rather than fail at seducing them, I simply became one of them.

Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.

I think there are opportunities for women in comedies - how zany is up to them.

I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny.

Well, say I promise I won't speak: but that does not bind me not to laugh at him!

You know, when you get old, you see that everything is a joke. All the things you were passionate about don't mean a thing. You only did them to keep busy.

More important than talent, strength, or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself and enjoy the pursuit of your dreams.

When I'm on stage, that's a job. It's acting, it's faking, just making fun of yourself, telling bad jokes - I'm pretty good in this - dancing, just to entertain.

Who is shorter, me or David Silva? I don't know. Probably him.

I met Amy Winehouse a few times and she was always funny, charming and self-deprecating - just a delight to be around.

If I just cut out the food, I'd have a six-pack. I'd look like Matthew McConaughey.