Quotes about Humor

I remember talking to comedian Jimmy Pardo about his experience waiting to hear about his own pilot, and we both agreed on one thing: When you can't control your showbiz fate, you can at least control the amount of ice cream you're eating. And if you're like us, it was a lot.

If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.

They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.

It takes both courage and talent to stand up in front of fellow human beings and make them crack a smile, and at the same time keep it clean.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone."—Reba McEntire

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

To succeed in life you need three things: A back bone; A wish bone; A funny bone.

Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.

When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny.

For there is surely nothing more beautiful in this world than the sight of a lone man facing single-handedly a half a ton of angry pot roast!

a most excellent man, though I could have wished his trousers not quite so tight in some places and not quite so loose in others.