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Quotes about Humor

Three women walk into a pub and say, 'Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'
— Bill Bailey
I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.
— Mae West
The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run.
— Theodore Roosevelt
Some have supposed that the mosquito is of a devout turn, and never will partake of a meal without first saying grace. The devotions of some men are but a preface to blood-sucking.
— Henry Ward Beecher
What is so funny about us is precisely that we take ourselves too seriously. Laughter is the same and healthy response to the innocent foibles of men; and even to some which are not innocent.
— Reinhold Niebuhr
When I heard that Hitler had problems with flatulence, it's funny. What - does that make him a funny man? No. It means he had funny moments when his rear end was speaking louder than his mouth.
— John Oliver
Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
— Tucker Max
The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like "Mad Men" is disgusting. It's a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it.
— Jonah Hill
Let's just agree any group of 3 or more handsome British men should be referred to as a 'cumberbatch.'
— Conan O'Brien
Gordon W. Allport's book, The Individual and His Religion: "The neurotic who learns to laugh at himself may be on the way to self-management, perhaps to cure.
— Viktor E. Frankl
Humor was another of the soul's weapons in the fight for self-preservation. It is well known that humor, more than anything else in the human make-up, can afford an aloofness and an ability to rise above any situation, even if only for a few seconds.
— Viktor E. Frankl
I dig out beautiful caves behind my characters; I think that gives exactly what I want; humanity, humor, depth. The idea is that the caves shall connect, & each comes to daylight at the present moment.
— Virginia Woolf