Quotes from Joseph Heller
That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed. "It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.
- Joseph Heller
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- Joseph Heller
kid I wanted apple cheeks someday, and I decided to work at it until I got them, and by God, I did work at it until I got them, and that's how I did it, with crab apples in my cheeks
- Joseph Heller
Homer begged and Rembrandt went bankrupt. Aristotle, who had money for books, his school, and his museum, could not have bought this painting of himself. Rembrandt could not afford a Rembrandt.
- Joseph Heller
and he sprang out of bed at the crack of noon every day just to make certain that the chores would not be done. He
- Joseph Heller
A martyred look accompanied this reply, belying her air of passionless indifference.
- Joseph Heller
this used to be a pretty good country to live in before they loused it up with their goddam piety.
- Joseph Heller
The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likable. In three days no one could stand him. Catch 22
- Joseph Heller
and a great, choking moan tore from Yossarian's throat as McWatt turned again, dipped his wings once in salute, decided oh, well, what the hell, and flew into a mountain. Colonel
- Joseph Heller
The important thing is to keep them pledging," he explained to his cohorts. "It doesn't matter whether they mean it or not. That's why they make little kids pledge allegiance even before they know what 'pledge' and 'allegiance' mean.
- Joseph Heller
But that doesn't seem to matter; all that does matter is that the information comes from a reputable source.
- Joseph Heller
Certainly,nothing proceeded according to desire.In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental. Good intentions had miscarried, and bad ones had not improved.
- Joseph Heller