Quotes about Humor

Good planning is important. I've also regarded a sense of humor as one of the most important things on a big expedition. When you're in a difficult or dangerous situation, or when you're depressed about the chances of success, someone who can make you laugh eases the tension.

I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California I have to go to prison don't I? I think you only get three.

Never injure a friend, even in jest.

They were wearing camouflage gear direct from central casting, and if it hadn't been for the guns I might have laughed, not yet realizing that female laughter would soon be in short supply.

Besides, who would think of marrying a mothball? A question my mother put to me often, later, in other forms.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans, as used to be said; though in present day, the idea of God laughing is next door to blasphemy. An ultra-serious fellow, God is now.

Stan got the message. He allowed the chicken assignations. What did that make him? A chicken pimp. Better than dead.

I understand that being able to appeal to the public and having an amazing sense of humour is not something that comes easy. It's definitely a gift and for which I'm thankful.

If I had a dollar for every time someone made fun of me in high school-oh wait, I do!

I'm a little more goofy than I think people give me credit for. I like to have fun. I like to have a good time. People don't always get to see that.

I worry that Jesus drinks himself to sleep when he hears me talk like this.

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate.