Quotes about Humor
Treating war as farce is one way soldiers deal with it.
- Phil Klay
If you have a friend with a blond mustache, he wants to touch you.
- Pete Holmes
A study found exercise may be bad for your health. Which means I'm not fat, I'm just morbidly over-healthed.
- Stephen Colbert
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.
- Stephen Colbert
I'm the frosting on America's cake, and tonight I'm willing to let you lick the bowl.
- Stephen Colbert
I do love situational comedy, clowning, and slapstick; I approach that with a lot of respect. The goofier you are, it doesn't mean you're going to be funnier.
- Jaime Camil
I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'
- Bo Burnham
The Dutch do have a slightly odd sense of humour.
- Bill Bailey
Humour is...the all-consoling and...the all-excusing, grace of life.
- CS Lewis
Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.
- Elbert Hubbard
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard
Humour is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humour, for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
- Aristotle