If there is a kiss cam on the screen, of course I'm going to watch it.

Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.

The theologian who labors without joy is not a theologian at all. Sulky faces, morose thoughts and boring ways of speaking are intolerable in this field.

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.

You come to work and you laugh all day, you go home and you feel light and there's a certain feeling when you're sitting with the audience and they leave after 90 minutes and it's just pure escapism and they're happy.

A defeatist attitude kills almost as many marriages as do affairs.

Families start to break down—and marriages often break down, for that matter—when we stop enjoying each other.

Getting fit can be an arduous, even painful process; living fit is filled with much joy.

The spirit is strengthened in sorrow. — Happiness is good for the body, but sorrow strengthens the spirit.

But, besides the Feegeeans, Tongatobooarrs, Erromanggoans, Pannangians, and Brighggians, and besides the wild specimens of the whaling-craft which unheeded reel about the streets, you will see other sights still more curious, certainly more comical.

Oh, boys, don't be sentimental; it's bad for the digestion!

For me, the most important thing that I tell young people is to have fun.