Children want the same things we want. To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted.

Let us use love and compassion. Peace begins with a smile. Smile five times a day at someone you don't really want to smile at at all. Do it for peace.

A study found exercise may be bad for your health. Which means I'm not fat, I'm just morbidly over-healthed.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.

I'm the frosting on America's cake, and tonight I'm willing to let you lick the bowl.

I do love situational comedy, clowning, and slapstick; I approach that with a lot of respect. The goofier you are, it doesn't mean you're going to be funnier.

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

The Dutch do have a slightly odd sense of humour.

We've all met those who seem to radiate happiness. They seem to smile more than others; they laugh more than others - just being around them makes us happier as well.

I need to learn to smile more.

I want people to come to Clipper games and smile. I want people to come to Clipper games and be entertained and dance and laugh.

Laughter, on the other hand, Petrarch went on, is an explosion that tears us away from the world and throws us back into our own cold solitude. Joking is a barrier between man and the world. Joking is the enemy of love and poetry. That's why I tell you yet again, and you want to keep in mind: Boccaccio doesn't understand love. Love can never be laughable. Love has nothing in common with laughter.