Don't settle for living mediocre. Focus on all the positive and embrace it. Ignore the negative and be thankful for every single day.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.

Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine.

In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and - SNAP - the job's a game!

His comedy pleases by the thoughts and the language, and his tragedy for the greater part by incident and action. His tragedy seems to be skill, his comedy to be instinct.

ÆGILOPS  (Æ'GILOPS)   n.s.[Gr. signifying goat-eyed, the goat being subject to this ailment.] A tumour or swelling in the great corner of the eye, by the root of the nose, either with or without an inflammation: also a plant so called, for its supposed virtues

[Our physical illnesses] serve us for medicines to purge us from worldly affections and retrench what is superfluous in us, and since they are to us the messengers of death, we ought to learn to have one foot raised to take our departure when it shall please God.

Your joy comes from how you think, the choices that we make in life.

The intensity with which young people live demands that they "blank out" as often as possible.

Recreation and diversion are as necessary to our well-being as the more serious pursuits of life.

You are certainly one of the joys of life for all who have ever come within a mile of you.

The poorest way to face life is to face it with a sneer.