There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August.

A Short History of Medicine 2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root." 1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer." 1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion." 1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill." 1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic." 2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root."

The work will wait while you show the child the rainbow, but the rainbow won't wait while you do the work.

In the day of prosperity be joyful, but in the day of adversity consider.

Mac users swear by their computers. PC users swear at their computers.

Oh my God, they killed Kenny!

Gladness of the heart is the life of a man, and the joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days.

I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Egg-xercise!

If you don't start out the day with a smile, it's not too late to start practicing for tomorrow.

Just as pieces stitched together in a quilt warm our bodies, scrapbooks bind together memories to warm our hearts.

We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.