Quotes from Lily Tomlin
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
— Lily Tomlin
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
— Lily Tomlin
So if you've had a good time tonight, or if you've had a good time any night, for gosh sake's why not drop a dollar in the mail to me?
— Lily Tomlin
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
— Lily Tomlin
We're all in this together ... alone.
— Lily Tomlin
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
— Lily Tomlin
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
— Lily Tomlin
I guess if people couldn't profit from war I don't think there would be war.
— Lily Tomlin
When we talk to god, it's prayer. When god talks to us, it's schizophrenia.
— Lily Tomlin
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
— Lily Tomlin
We're all in this together alone.
— Lily Tomlin
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
— Lily Tomlin