Quotes from Lily Tomlin
I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
— Lily Tomlin
We're all in this together ... alone.
— Lily Tomlin
I guess if people couldn't profit from war I don't think there would be war.
— Lily Tomlin
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?
— Lily Tomlin
No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
— Lily Tomlin
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
— Lily Tomlin
I guess if people couldn't profit from war I don't think there would be war.
— Lily Tomlin
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
— Lily Tomlin
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
— Lily Tomlin
I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.
— Lily Tomlin
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
— Lily Tomlin
The best mind altering drug is the truth.
— Lily Tomlin