Quotes about Military
They're not going to send a crazy man out to be killed, are they?" "Who else will go?
- Joseph Heller
It made him proud that 29 months in the service had not blunted his genius for ineptitude.
- Joseph Heller
Now, where were we? Read me back the last line." " 'Read me back the last line,' " read back the corporal who could take shorthand.
- Joseph Heller
Sure, there's a catch," Doc Daneeka replied. "Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn't really crazy.
- Joseph Heller
What displeased Corporal Whitcomb most about the chaplain, apart from the fact that the chaplain believed in God, was his lack of initiative and aggressiveness.
- Joseph Heller
Metcalf, is that your foot I'm stepping on?' 'No, sir. It must be Lieutenant Scheisskopf's foot.' 'It isn't my foot,' said Lieutenant Scheisskopf. 'Then maybe it is my foot after all,' said Major Metcalf. 'Move it.' 'Yes, sir. You'll have to move your foot first, colonel. It's on top of mine.' 'Are you telling me to move my foot?' 'No, sir. Oh, no, sir.
- Joseph Heller
Sure there's a catch,' Doc Daneeka replied. 'Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn't really crazy.' There
- Joseph Heller
the colonel surged to his feet like a gigantic belch
- Joseph Heller
It is because of our fear of death that we want more military strength and more guns. It is because of our fear of death that we want to keep others from having access to our store of material blessings from God. It is because of our fear of death that we act in abusive ways toward each other and toward ourselves. It is because of that same fear that we have an inordinate need to be right in ways that excommunicate the other.
- Walter Brueggemann
The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?'
- Glenn Beck
What we have to remember is we want to utilize the tremendous intellect that we have in the military to win wars. I've talked to a lot of the generals, a lot of our advanced people. And believe me, if we gave them the mission, which is what the commander-in-chief does, they would be able to carry it out.
- Ben Carson
I'm a Catholic school boy from the military.
- Conor Lamb