Quotes about Parking

She parked, and the Cadillac, dark as bruised blood, stayed there for two years.

I was astonished to learn in one of these best-selling books (on church life) that the size of my church parking lot had far more to do with how things fared in my congregation than my choice of texts in preaching. I was being lied to and I knew it.

Part of what makes the concept of miracles and God's intervention such a hot topic for so many people is that everyone wonders how a God who is presumably running the entire universe will not heal someone of cancer but will find someone else a parking space.

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.