Quotes about Pants
The age demanded that we dance and jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed the sort of sh.. that it demanded.
— Ernest Hemingway
William Dembski points out, "If a creature looks like a dog, smells like a dog, barks like a dog, feels like a dog, and pants like a dog, the burden of evidence lies with the person insisting the creature isn't a dog.
— Norman Geisler
By the end of the winter, I'm always battling too-tight pants. My solution: Eat lean protein, good grains, and veggies.
— Katie Lee
If you are not able to set priorities any other way, then getting lost may be the kick in the pants you have been waiting for.
— Barbara Brown Taylor
If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!
— Stephen Colbert
Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.
— Anonymous
I'm from Texas, so we used to wear our pants starched down like a cowboy. So when I got to New York, to New Jersey, everybody was laughing at me like, 'Look at his pants! His pants could stand up by themselves!'
— Stephen Jackson