Oysters are a lot like women. It's how we survive the hurts in life that brings us strength and gives us our beauty.
- Beth Hoffman
Shall the world, then, be overrun by oysters?
- Arthur Conan Doyle
O Oysters,' said the Carpenter, You've had a pleasant run! Shall we be trotting home again?' But answer came there none - And this was scarcely odd, because They'd eaten every one.
- Lewis Carroll
A loaf of bread, the Walrus said, Is what we chiefly need: Pepper and vinegar besides Are very good indeed-- Now if you're ready, Oysters, dear, We can begin to feed!