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Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
— Mark Twain
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four..
— Mark Twain
I don't like to commit myself about Heaven and Hell, you see, I have friends in both places.
— Mark Twain
It's lovely to live on a raft. We had the sky, up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss about whether they was made, or only just happened- Jim he allowed they was made, but I allowed they happened; I judged it would have took too long to make so many.
— Mark Twain
Nothing exists. All is a dream. God—man—the world—the sun, the moon, the wilderness of stars—a dream, all a dream; they have no existence. Nothing exists save empty space—and you…. And you are not you—you have no body, no blood, no bones, you are but a thought.
— Mark Twain
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
— Mark Twain
We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss about whether they was made, or only just happened - Jim he allowed they was made, but I allowed they happened; I judged it would have took too long to make so many. Jim said the moon could a laid them; well that looked kind of reasonable, so I didn't say nothing against it, because I've seen a frog lay most as many, so of course It could be done.
— Mark Twain
In this life, Satan, but in another? We shall meet in another, surely? Then, all tranquilly and soberly, he made the strange answer, There is no other.
— Mark Twain
The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it...
— Mark Twain
There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a Dream, a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And You are but a Thought — a vagrant Thought, a useless Thought, a homeless Thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities.
— Mark Twain
The perfection of wisdom, and the end of true philosophy is to proportion our wants to our possessions, our ambitions to our capacities, we will then be a happy and a virtuous people.
— Mark Twain
How blind and unreasoning and arbitrary are some of the laws of nature - the most of them, in fact!
— Mark Twain