Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.
— Charles Dickens
Annoying mishaps always seem to cluster around times of spiritual fruitfulness. That's not exactly coincidence.
— Chip Ingram
I'm having a rotten day. First I lock myself out of the house, then I rip my skirt climbing through the window, then Macy's computer eats my layaway. And now, old Noah here won't start.