Quotes about Money

If you must invest in paper, learn to be an options trader. Then you will know how to make money whether the markets are going up or down.

I first had the idea of writing a popular book about the universe in 1982. My intention was partly to earn money to pay my daughter's school fees.

Who touches money touches dirt; and the less religion has to do with it, the better.

It seems proper, at all events, that by an early enactment similar to that of other countries the application of public money by an officer of Government to private uses should be made a felony and visited with severe and ignominious punishment.

People think that being rich is all about having money. But the times I've had the most money is when I've been unhappiest.

I think the person who takes a job in order to live - that is to say, for the money [not for purpose or passion]- has turned himself into a slave.

Whether the owners of this species of property [slavery] do really see it as it is, it is not for me to say, but if they do, they see it as it is through 2,000,000,000 of dollars, and that is a pretty thick coating.

My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But that's just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun.

A good reputation is more valuable than money.

For me, comedy is constantly presented as this fake casualness, like a guy just walked on stage going, 'This crazy thing happened to me the other day.' And he's in front of 3000 people, and he's acting like an everyman, and he's getting paid so much money.

The money I was getting paid isn't going to do anything to help my family grow. It's not going to give us a better life when it's all over.

I would go into the 'Big Brother' house for £5million. That is how much I would ask for if they want me.