Quotes about Idiot

The law is sic a ass - a idiot.

Heaven and earth come together in the Unbegun, And all is foolishness, all is unknown, all is like The lights of an idiot, all is without mind! To obey is to close the beak and fall into Unbeginning.

The 100% American is 99% an idiot.

A man that extols himself is a fool and an idiot.

If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.

I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13...13...13." The fence was too high to see over, so I looked through a gap to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, and they all started shouting "14...14...14." That's how I learnt to mind my own business!

Motivation alone is not enough. If you have an idiot and you motivate him, now you have a motivated idiot.

Did I hear God call me an idiot?