Quotes about Relationships

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

It's easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.

Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue.

I believe our differences are the little pinches of salt that can make the marriage seem more flavorful.

It's funny when you get married, you do find other couples to hang out with.

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the community.

What women rightly long for is spiritual and moral initiative from a man, not spiritual and moral domination.

My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.

Much of the ill-tempered railing against women that has characterized the popular writing of the last two years is a half-hearted attempt to find a way back to a more balanced relationship between our biological selves and the world we have built. So women are scolded both for being mothers and for not being mothers, for wanting to eat their cake and have it too, and for not wanting to eat their cake and have it too.