Quotes about Technology

Access—your flexible friend.

As far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.

I really hate this darn machine; I wish that they would sell it. It won't do what I want it to, but only what I tell it.

Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work."

In God we trust, all others we virus scan.

Tyrannosaurus drives. Tyrannosaurus texts. Tyrannosaurus rex.

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't play my Game Boy?"

Imagine that the telegraph is an immense long dog — so long that its head is at Vienna and its tail is at Paris. Well, tread on its tail, which is at Paris, and it will bark at Vienna.

Mac users swear by their computers. PC users swear at their computers.

I've never been skydiving, but I have zoomed in on Google Earth really fast.

Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted.

What hath God wrought!