Quotes about Technology

Tyrannosaurus drives. Tyrannosaurus texts. Tyrannosaurus rex.

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't play my Game Boy?"

Imagine that the telegraph is an immense long dog — so long that its head is at Vienna and its tail is at Paris. Well, tread on its tail, which is at Paris, and it will bark at Vienna.

Mac users swear by their computers. PC users swear at their computers.

I've never been skydiving, but I have zoomed in on Google Earth really fast.

Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted.

What hath God wrought!

I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!

Television has changed a child from an irresistible force to an immovable object.

In the binary system we count on our fists instead of on our fingers.

The NeXT Computer The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe.

Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.