Quotes about Mark Twain

Such is luck! And such the treatment which honest, good perservance gets so often at the hands of unfair and malicious Nature!

If we only had some God in the country's laws, instead of being in such a sweat to get him into the Constitution, it would be better all around.

Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes.

Being made merely in the image of God but not otherwise resembling him enough to be mistaken by anybody but a very near sighted person.

Epitaphs are cheap, and they do a poor chap a world of good after he is dead, especially if he had hard luck while he was alive. I wish they were used more.