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In these ten minutes Rilla passed through a dizzying succession of anger, laughter, contempt, depression and inspiration. Oh, people were—funny! How little they understood.
— LM Montgomery
You will have significant experiences. I hope that you will write them down and keep record of them, that you will read them from time to time and refresh your memory of those meaningful and significant things. Some may be funny. Some may be significant only to you. Some of them may be sacred and quietly beautiful. Some may build one upon another until they represent a lifetime of special experiences.
— Gordon Hinckley
I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
When I was preparing for this speech I asked my family for advice. One member replied, "There's a first time for everything, so try to be funny and brief."
— Anonymous
Snaughling: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed.
— Anonymous
It takes a lot of energy to be funny... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when I'm doing comedy.
— Ashton Kutcher
She's been there for me in a lot of ways, and she really is just the most dependable and loyal and funny as all get out. I mean, she just cracks me up. Constantly.
— Jennifer Aniston
The only thing that I don't like is my kids watching comedy that isn't actually funny. There's a lot of supposed tween comedy on TV that isn't particularly funny, but it's got a lot of laugh track. And I go, 'Please don't watch that. Please just watch something that's actually funny.'
— Stephen Colbert
The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating, hippie humour. I can't take myself too seriously.
— Drew Barrymore
Have faith in God, learn to sleep well- Love good music, see the funny side of life- And health and happiness will be yours.
— Dale Carnegie
I don't know a lot about politics. I like talking about human behavior. Politicians are funny to me because they often say one thing and behave a different way.
— Stephen Colbert
Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do.
— Kevin Hart