Quotes about Misconceptions

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

Many people assume that being a Christian means you follow all the rules and have your life together. They assume that "Christian" equals "good person"—when the opposite is true. The gospel is not about what we can do for God (good advice), but what God has done for us (good news). Jesus lived a perfect life precisely because we can't.

Men need rule books. Women want men to intuit what they want. And only about 2% of men can do that, and most of them are not heterosexual.

He [Arthur Miller] wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.

Women say all men are the same, but they have no problem telling you how different you are from Mel Gibson.

don't believe everything you read about the Rapture. In fact, don't believe most of what you read about the Rapture.

Institutions mistake good intentions for objectives. They say health care; that's an intention, not an objective.

a common burden so many Christians have unwittingly carried, namely, that watching over us is God, an unstable parent, who is right off the bat harsh, vindictive, at best begrudgingly merciful, and mainly interested in whether we've read and understood the fine print; if not, God has no recourse but to punish us.

They think actors are freaks - that we're a lot of drunks who party all the time and never work. Well, I for one work my tail off.

When you believe marriage is your answer, you'll often give something that eventually hurts you both.

Women, you need to understand something. Men are not as dumb as you think they are.

If I want to go to a party with a few male friends, it doesn't mean I'm gay.