Quotes about Guys

I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They're not. I'm going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.

The worst thing is when a guy just looks awkward. It's not attractive.

Now I don't know why he's denying them habeas corpus. I can only assume the guys they got detained over there did something really unforgivable. Like remind Obama he was once a professor of Constitutional Law.

You get guys around a campfire, and they start telling their stories. That's the fellowship that they want to be in.