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Man is the reasoning animal. Such is the claim.
— Mark Twain
Man is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight
— Mark Twain
The government of my country snubs honest simplicity but fondles artistic villainy, and I think I might have developed into a very capable pickpocket if I had remained in the public service a year or two.
— Mark Twain
It was indeed a glad and gracious time, and the half dozen rash spirits that ventured to disapprove of the war and cast a doubt upon its righteousness straightway got such a stern and angry warning that for their personal safety's sake they quickly shrank out of sight and offended no more in that way.
— Mark Twain
How blind and unreasoning and arbitrary are some of the laws of nature - the most of them, in fact!
— Mark Twain
A robber is more high-toned than what a pirate is—as a general thing. In most countries they're awful high up in the nobility—dukes and such.
— Mark Twain
Dan said the other day to the guide, Enough, enough, enough! Say no more! Lump the whole thing! say that the Creator made Italy from designs by Michael Angelo!
— Mark Twain
If a stranger called and interrupted you, you said with your hearty tongue, I'm glad to see you, and said with your heartier soul, I wish you were with the cannibals and it was dinner-time. When
— Mark Twain
They have a grand mausoleum in Florence, which they built to bury our Lord and Saviour and the Medici family in.
— Mark Twain
Immaculate Conception, that if the Virgin would permit him to
— Mark Twain
The quality of mercy . . . is twice blessed; It blesseth him that gives and him that takes; 'Tis mightiest in the mightiest. it becomes The thronèd monarch better than his crown.
— Mark Twain
Listen — and do not doubt me, for I shall speak the exact truth. Howard Tracy, I am no more an earl's child than you are!
— Mark Twain