Quotes about Golf

I played golf with my friends, and then I started to play with the hustlers. And I learned a lot. I learned about golf; I learned about gambling. I learned about everything.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer.

It's considered good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

The book talked about how after people play a round of golf they usually don't think about all the bad shots they made but rather always remember and focus on the one great shot they had that day. The thought and feeling they get when thinking about this shot makes them want to play again and again; this is why so many people get addicted to golf.

If I get on the golf course, my basketball game is a direct reflection of how many rounds of golf I can get. So, the more rounds of golf, the better I play.

In golf, the player, coach and official are rolled into one, and they overlap completely. Golf really is the best microcosm of life - or at least the way life should be.

My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.

May thy ball lie in green pastures... and not in still waters.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.

Prayer never works for me on the golf course. That may have something to do with my being a terrible putter.