Quotes about Noah

God is innocent. Noah built in a flood plain.

And the rain was upon the earth forty days and forty nights.

And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark.

And Noah begat Shem, Ham, and Japheth.

Make thee an ark of gopher wood.

Wine had such ill effects on Noah's health that it was all he could do to live 950 years. Show me a total abstainer that ever lived that long.

Jesus said it like this, "But as the days of Noah were, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be. For as in the days before the flood, they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered the ark, and did not know until the flood came and took them all away, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be".

Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals.