A rebuke, a palpable rebuke! How dare she? He was already middle-aged when she was born! He could have been her father! He could have been her child molester!

It's one thing to be a wisecracking precocious teen hanging out with twenty-seven year olds.It's another thing to get in the way of a grown man trying to get laid.

Humility is dependence on God as pride is independence of Him. The humble soul is always the thankful soul.

You can't resist the will of God and receive the grace of God at the same time.

The young are not afraid of telling the truth.

Older people have formed their opinions about everything, and don't waver before they act. It's twice as hard for us young ones to hold our ground, and maintain our opinions, in a time when all ideals are being shattered and destroyed, when people are showing their worst side, and do not know whether to believe in truth and right and God.

It's good that somebody has finally cut me down to size, has broken my pride, because I've been far too smug.

Father always says I'm conceited, but I'm not, I'm merely vain!

The difference between you and God is that God doesn't think He's you.

What's the difference between you and God? God never thinks he's you.

Whenever the world throws rose petals at you, which thrill and seduce the ego, beware.

Whenever the world throws rose petals at you, which thrill and seduce the ego, beware. The cosmic banana peel is suddenly going to appear underfoot to make sure you don't take it all too seriously, that you don't fill up on junk food.