I think what we call the dullness of things is a disease in ourselves. Else how could anyone find an intense interest in life? And many do.

You can have peace of mind, improved health and an ever-increasing flow of energy. Life can be full of joy and satisfaction.

The next time you're tempted to groan, you might try to laugh instead. It will extend your life and make the lives of all those around you more enjoyable.

Without joy in your life you are powerless.

I think all Americans believe in human rights. And health is an often overlooked aspect of basic human rights. And it's one that's easily corrected. The reason I say that is that many of the diseases that we treat around the world, I knew when I was a child. My mother was a registered nurse. And they no longer exist in our country.

Bitterness is like drinking poison hoping the other person gets sick.

Double your pleasure, double your fun with . . . Doublemint, Doublemint, Doublemint gum.

I always take life with a grain of salt. . . plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.

All you need is love... and a good cup of coffee.

I don't make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare - in fact, unless you're a good comedian, you're never going to be able to play Hamlet properly.

May God protect me from gloomy saints.

It occurred to me that there was no difference between men, in intelligence or race, so profound as the difference between the sick and the well.