Well, I am going to leave the war to Haig for the rest of the day and make a frosting for my chocolate cake.

In these ten minutes Rilla passed through a dizzying succession of anger, laughter, contempt, depression and inspiration. Oh, people were—funny! How little they understood.

Humor is the spiciest condiment in the feast of existence. Laugh at your mistakes but learn from them, joke over your troubles but gather strength from them, make a jest of your difficulties but overcome them.' Isn't that worth learning, Aunt Jimsie?

But the sparkle had come back to her eyes and a bit of the old ginger to her voice

A house from which nobody ever went away without feeling better in some way. A house in which there was always laughter.

All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficulty is to know how they choose to have them cut; and there is no knowing that, but by trying, as we do with our artillery in the field, by raising or letting down their breeches, till we hit the mark.

Did not Dr. Kunastrokius, that great man, at his leisure hours, take the greatest delight imaginable in combing of asses tails, and plucking the dead hairs out with his teeth, though he had tweezers always in his pocket?

Medical science is making such remarkable progress that soon none of us will be well.

Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.

We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do.

If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.

Your smile brightens the lives of all who see it. To someone who has seen a dozen people frown, scowl or turn their faces away, your smile is like the sun breaking through the clouds.