Quotes related to Proverbs 17:22
An American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi-Gras in New Orleans.
- Mark Twain
Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.
- Mark Twain
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
- Mark Twain
A good thing to have up your sleeve is a sanctified funny-bone.
- CT Studd
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.
- Tina Fey
What is funny about us is precisely that we take ourselves too seriously.
- Reinhold Niebuhr
I could never be cynical, not that I think there's anything wrong with cynicism. I think it can be quite funny at times. But I just feel so grateful to be alive.
- Drew Barrymore
Kings and such are just as funny as politicians.
- Theodore Roosevelt
Future medicine will be the medicine of frequencies.
- Albert Einstein
Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.
- Stephen Colbert
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
- Anonymous
My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.
- Roseanne Barr