Look, this isn't about the ring or when I ever made a hamburger, which, for your information, was my senior year of college." "Right, when you almost caught our kitchen on fire." "And you dated one of the firefighters for six months. You're welcome. Back to my problem.

Don't be a cynic and disconsolate preacher. Don't bewail and moan. Omit the negative propositions. Challenge us with incessant affirmatives

Health is the condition of wisdom, and the sign is cheerfulness, -- an open and noble temper.

To laugh often and love much... to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to give one's self... this is to have succeeded.

So of cheerfulness, or a good temper, the more it is spent, the more it remains.

Don't waste yourself in rejection, nor bark against the bad, but chant the beauty of the good.

They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.

May God grant us the grace to laugh at ourselves.

It takes both courage and talent to stand up in front of fellow human beings and make them crack a smile, and at the same time keep it clean.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone."—Reba McEntire

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.

To succeed in life you need three things: A back bone; A wish bone; A funny bone.