Quotes from Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
If what Jesus said was good, what can it matter whether he was God or not?
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
The person who writes the bank's commercials is not the person who makes the loans.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
There's only one me, and I'm stuck with him.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
My father said, 'When in doubt, castle.'
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
...when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive in the past, present, and future, always have existed, always will exist.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Music is, to me, proof of the existence of God.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
What you can become is the miracle you were born to be through the work that you do.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
I'd rather have written "Cheers" than anything I've written.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
What is the purpose of life?...To be the eyes and ears and conscience of the Creator of the Universe, you fool!
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.