Quotes from Anonymous

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

Count that day lost whose low descending sun. Views from thy hand no worthy action done.

Double your pleasure, double your fun with . . . Doublemint, Doublemint, Doublemint gum.

A mom's hug lasts long after she lets go.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

If I could choose between loving you and breathing I would use my last breathe to say I love you.

In life you will meet two kinds of people: Those who build you up and those who tear you down. But in the end, you will thank them both.

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get.

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13...13...13." The fence was too high to see over, so I looked through a gap to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, and they all started shouting "14...14...14." That's how I learnt to mind my own business!