Quotes from Will Rogers
The crime of taxation is not in the taking of it, it's in the way that it's spent.
— Will Rogers
I see by the papers that they are going to do away with all the nuisance taxes. That means that a man can get a marriage license for nothing.
— Will Rogers
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
— Will Rogers
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
— Will Rogers
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?
— Will Rogers
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?
— Will Rogers
Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.
— Will Rogers
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
— Will Rogers
You give us long enough to argue over something and we will bring you in proofs to show that the Ten Commandments should never be ratified.
— Will Rogers
Be a politician; no training necessary.
— Will Rogers
I don't make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts.
— Will Rogers
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
— Will Rogers