Quotes from Will Rogers
The crime of taxation is not in the taking of it, it's in the way that it's spent.
— Will Rogers
I see by the papers that they are going to do away with all the nuisance taxes. That means that a man can get a marriage license for nothing.
— Will Rogers
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
— Will Rogers
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
— Will Rogers
Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.
— Will Rogers
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?
— Will Rogers
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
— Will Rogers
I don't make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts.
— Will Rogers
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?
— Will Rogers
All we hear is "What's the matter with the country?" "What's the matter with the world?" There ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us in the world, and that's selfishness.
— Will Rogers
Be a politician; no training necessary.
— Will Rogers
Common sense ain't common.
— Will Rogers