Quotes from Mark Twain
Kindness is a language heard by deaf men and felt by blind men.
— Mark Twain
Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.
— Mark Twain
I've never let my school interfere with my education.
— Mark Twain
To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great.
— Mark Twain
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of the year put together. This proves, by the numbers left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.
— Mark Twain
Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden.
— Mark Twain
Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
— Mark Twain
Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again.
— Mark Twain
Well, everybody does that way, Huck." "Tom, it don't make no difference. I ain't everybody, and I can't stand it. It's awful to be tied up so.
— Mark Twain
God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
— Mark Twain
Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten.
— Mark Twain
That which I have seen, in that little moment, will never go out from my memory, but will abide there; and I shall see it all the days, and dream of it all the nights, till I die. Would God I had been blind!
— Mark Twain