Quotes from Tucker Max
A personal brand is relevant to people who sell or create something relevant to who they are as a person. If you're not in that boat, which most people are not, personal branding makes no sense.
— Tucker Max
Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer.
— Tucker Max
When your buddy tells you a movie is good, that's worth 2,000 commercials.
— Tucker Max
It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.
— Tucker Max
This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don't suffer fools well.
— Tucker Max
Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
— Tucker Max
Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
— Tucker Max
Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
— Tucker Max
Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
— Tucker Max
I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They're not. I'm going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
— Tucker Max
I wish I could bottle the seductive look she gave me so I could sniff it when I jack off.
— Tucker Max
Books are so cheap and easy to get that people don't bother stealing them, which is the essential rule of piracy that the music business learned much too late.
— Tucker Max