Quotes from Bo Burnham
I'd love to write a song that someone else sings that can actually sing really well.
— Bo Burnham
Basically, I don't like to tweet stuff about my life. I only like to tweet jokes.
— Bo Burnham
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
— Bo Burnham
Music is really, really mathematical.
— Bo Burnham
I just look at Miley Cyrus, and I'm like, 'Great, you've doubled your audience. But you've also doubled the number of people that hate you, and doesn't that hurt?' It takes a crazy person not to be affected by that.
— Bo Burnham
Where are all the sour patch parents?
— Bo Burnham
There's only one rule in stand-up, which is that you have to be funny. Yet 99 per cent of comics look and talk exactly the same.
— Bo Burnham
A few people know me, and the few people that do know me only know me because they dig my stuff.
— Bo Burnham
I just like to write and then perform.
— Bo Burnham
You got to take a deep breath and give up. The system is rigged against you.
— Bo Burnham
My success, literally, is your success figuratively.
— Bo Burnham
I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
— Bo Burnham