Quotes from Bo Burnham
I'd love to write a song that someone else sings that can actually sing really well.
— Bo Burnham
Music is really, really mathematical.
— Bo Burnham
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
— Bo Burnham
Where are all the sour patch parents?
— Bo Burnham
You got to take a deep breath and give up. The system is rigged against you.
— Bo Burnham
I just look at Miley Cyrus, and I'm like, 'Great, you've doubled your audience. But you've also doubled the number of people that hate you, and doesn't that hurt?' It takes a crazy person not to be affected by that.
— Bo Burnham
The strange thing was, when I was starting on YouTube, even the paradigm of YouTube and Internet sensation - or whatever - that didn't really exist. So I didn't even know that that was a thing.
— Bo Burnham
Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
— Bo Burnham
My success, literally, is your success figuratively.
— Bo Burnham
There's only one rule in stand-up, which is that you have to be funny. Yet 99 per cent of comics look and talk exactly the same.
— Bo Burnham
I just like to write and then perform.
— Bo Burnham
The strength of comedy is I don't have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
— Bo Burnham