Quotes from Bob Mortimer

It can be very lonely knowing that you have things to say but you daren't say them. Knowing that you could contribute to something but you don't dare quite do it.

Comedy, if it didn't save my life, certainly gave me a very different life.

There's nothing better than just staring at a buttercup, struggling to make an impact on the world.

I come from the era when that continental stuff, the skimmed yogurt and a croissant, was a healthy start to the day.